Nevermind
Dear Google
Please I never heard that you support any business. What I heard is that people scared of Google. Do you Care
Sincerely, No one
Dear Kids,
There is no Santa, those presents ate from your parents.
Sincerely, Wikileaks.
Dear Avatar,
Pocahontas called, she wants her story lines back.
Sincerely, Disney.
Dear Eve,
If you doomed the entire human race for an apple… what would you have done for a Klondike Bar.
Sincerely, Humanity.
Dear Dumbledore,
I just got off the phone with Merlin and he is totally down to get the band back together!
Sincerely, Gandalf.
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack.
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?
Sincerely, 1985.
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you can.
Sincerely, Spiders.
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus, Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada.
Dear God,
If you can’t make me skinny, please make all my friends fat.
Sincerely, Not picky.
Dear Math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I don’t have time for yours AND mine.
Sincerely, Screw the value of X.
Dear Yahoo,
I have never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, lets Yahoo! It…”.
Sincerely, Google It.

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