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Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you can.
Sincerely, Spiders.
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?
Sincerely, 1985.
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack.
Dear Dumbledore,
I just got off the phone with Merlin and he is totally down to get the band back together!
Sincerely, Gandalf.
Dear Eve,
If you doomed the entire human race for an appleā€¦ what would you have done for a Klondike Bar.
Sincerely, Humanity.
Dear Avatar,
Pocahontas called, she wants her story lines back.
Sincerely, Disney.
Dear Kids,
There is no Santa, those presents ate from your parents.
Sincerely, Wikileaks.
Dear Google
Please I never heard that you support any business. What I heard is that people scared of Google. Do you Care
Sincerely, No one
Dear Police
Please I have been a victim for a year and when I called you said you are coming. Is been now a year are you on your way
Sincerely, a Victim
Dear 2016
Please Now is time for you to go please take everything with you because I am sure I will never see you again
Sincerely, 2017
Dear sex life
I just don't Need YOU. The government Fucks me everyday
Sincerely, A citizen
Dear Santa
Please top up my gas meter
Sincerely, A father

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