I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you can.
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
I just got off the phone with Merlin and he is totally down to get the band back together!
If you doomed the entire human race for an apple… what would you have done for a Klondike Bar.
Pocahontas called, she wants her story lines back.
There is no Santa, those presents ate from your parents.
Please I never heard that you support any business. What I heard is that people scared of Google. Do you Care
Sincerely, No one
Please I have been a victim for a year and when I called you said you are coming. Is been now a year are you on your way
Sincerely, a Victim
Please Now is time for you to go please take everything with you because I am sure I will never see you again
Dear sex life
I just don't Need YOU. The government Fucks me everyday
Sincerely, A citizen
Please top up my gas meter
Sincerely, A father