Please help me to sell a $100 product in order make $1,000,000. Help me to sell 9 of those a day. That’s it!
Sincerely, A broke citizen
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I don’t have time for yours AND mine.
Sincerely, Screw the value of X.
I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you can.
Please top up my gas meter
Sincerely, A father
Dear Diet Coke,
I feel like you’re overreacting,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.
Sincerely, the Titanic.
Dear people of the world,
I don’t mean to sound slutty but please use me whenever you want.
I have never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, lets Yahoo! It…”.
Sincerely, Google It.
If you can’t make me skinny, please make all my friends fat.
Sincerely, Not picky.
You produced Miley Cyrus, Bieber is your punishment.
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.