Please grow up and solve your own problems. I don’t have time for yours AND mine.
Sincerely, Screw the value of X.
Please Now is time for you to go please take everything with you because I am sure I will never see you again
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Dear Diet Coke,
I feel like you’re overreacting,
Dear people of the world,
I don’t mean to sound slutty but please use me whenever you want.
If you can’t make me skinny, please make all my friends fat.
Sincerely, Not picky.
I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you can.
Please help me to sell a $100 product in order make $1,000,000. Help me to sell 9 of those a day. That’s it!
Sincerely, A broke citizen
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.
Sincerely, the Titanic.
I have never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, lets Yahoo! It…”.
Sincerely, Google It.
You produced Miley Cyrus, Bieber is your punishment.
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?