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Dear Math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I don’t have time for yours AND mine.
Sincerely, Screw the value of X.
Dear 2016
Please Now is time for you to go please take everything with you because I am sure I will never see you again
Sincerely, 2017
Dear world
Please submit your letters to http://www.lovemom.co/featured
Sincerely, Lovemom.co
Dear Diet Coke,
I feel like you’re overreacting,
Sincerely, Mentos
Dear people of the world,
I don’t mean to sound slutty but please use me whenever you want.
Sincerely, Grammar.
Dear God,
If you can’t make me skinny, please make all my friends fat.
Sincerely, Not picky.
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you can.
Sincerely, Spiders.
Dear $1,000,000
Please help me to sell a $100 product in order make $1,000,000. Help me to sell 9 of those a day. That’s it!
Sincerely, A broke citizen
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.
Sincerely, the Titanic.
Dear Yahoo,
I have never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, lets Yahoo! It…”.
Sincerely, Google It.
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus, Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada.
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?
Sincerely, 1985.

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